Look what I found!

Student: *Picks something up off the ground and holds out hand*

Student: Miss A! Look what I found! What is it?

Me: Well, that’s deer poop that your holding.

Student: *Shrieks and drops pellets*

Me: And that’s why I tell you not to pick things up off the ground… 

**Disclaimer: For a WHOLE YEAR I have told this student that we don’t pick anything up unless I say it’s ok. I see this as a good learning experience for her.**